movie quotes
Slap Shot:
Reggie Dunlop: Suzanne sucks pussy. She's a dyke. I know. I know. A lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!
Breakfast Club:
John Bender: Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?
Secretary:
[Mr. Grey explains to Lee why he's firing her]
E. Edward Grey: It's your behavior.
Lee: What about my behavior?
E. Edward Grey: It's very bad.
White Oleander:
Paul: I was born addicted to heroin.
Astrid: And what was that like?
Paul: I don't know - I was out of rehab by the time I was six months old.
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events:
Klaus Baudelaire: You know, Curdled Cave is for sale. And pretty soon, people will come to look at it. And some of those people will be... realtors.
[Aunt Josephine gasps]
posted by krrrrristin at 11:30 PM
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Roland: WHAT? Wasn't like it was some kind of secret. The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade.
8:20 AM
Pastor Skip: [to the Christian Jewels] Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. Something's going on.
Hilary Faye: Yeah, me too.
Pastor Skip: Well, she's part of your posse, and I think that you could help her. I'm gonna need you to be a warrior out there on the front lines for Jesus.
Tia: You mean like shoot her.
Pastor Skip: No, I was thinking of something a little less gangsta.
8:20 AM
Hilary Faye: [at a shooting range] Us Christian girls have got to learn to protect ourselves. I mean, sure Jesus could restore my mental and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some
[cocks gun] rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary.
8:21 AM
Pastor Skip: I think the Christian thing to do would be to let them stay.
Hilary Faye: The Christian thing to do? I have been doing the CHRISTIAN THING my whole life! I did not have sex with a gay and try to blame it on Jesus!
Mary: Hilary Faye...
Hilary Faye: Oh, shut up, you fornicator!
8:21 AM
"I passed a porno theater on the way here. It had seven X's. I was stunned. Two X's, whew hot, three x's, wow...seven x's...."Girls With No Skin" that's all I could imagine." - Tom Waits
3:29 PM
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